Today at Iten's Acres: Privilege October 15, 2013

I had the privilege of sending a groundhog to the great hibernation in the sky today. What a useless rodent! They must be like the appendix of nature. No one knows for sure what purpose they serve except to be an enormous pain in the side. Well, this one's troubles are over; and I don't mean its troubles but the ones it causes. I'll bet groundhog heaven is a world of green concrete that just smells like grass. That's more than the best one deserves.