Females! June 12, 2018

i have a confession to make: the females love me. They just won't leave me alone--especially on these rainy days. Sure, Deep Woods Off helps, but no matter how much I spray on myself, they always seem to find the holes in my defenses. I know--I'm sweet and kind and don't have a sarcastic bone in my body, but I wish they would buzz off. Always whispering sweet nothings in my ears to see how I'll react. I hate, despise, abhor the mosquito. No, I hatedespiseabhor the mosquito. Think what a gift Noah could have bestowed on humanity--he just had to find two of them, right? I know, scratch that idea. I'm sure he had more important things on his mind, but . . . Sigh. And it's raining again. I guess I'll just have to endure all the attention. You know what they say, "All work and no spray makes . . ."